This project was a not a necessity.
I mean who, in this day and age, builds their own furniture (unless it is your
profession or you are crazy about wood). That said if one cannot enjoy the
smell of new freshly lacquered wooden furniture in their house then one is
missing a whole sensual dimension when it comes to appreciating interior
design. Yet the under-stairs shelving unit in question was built from your
run-of-the-mill MDF wood available at your local B&Q.
The Finished Unit |
Medium-Density
Fibre Wood (MDF) is a type of processed wood that it very popular in
Europe. In fact, most cheap IKEA furniture is made of MDF wood with a laminated
finish layer to present said furniture in a better light.
Our living room had this indent
wasted space under the stairs which I found to be a very irritating non-functional
space. It was not small enough to be ignored or big enough to be functional. Additionally,
nobody I could find sold under-stairs units. To be honest, each under stairs space
is too different from each other to warrant anything but bespoke builds. The
rampant nerdism in this house and lack of bookshelves made the design of the
unit I was going to build quite straightforward. I needed a shelf for all the travel
scrapbooks, novels, comic books,art books, Gundam, board games, figurines and Dumbledore’s
wand.
Previously to this project, I had
never done any wood working so when this opportunity showed itself I just had to
know if I could do this. In hindsight, MDF wood was a good choice because of it
was relatively cheap costs (not to mention disappointingly only available wood
type at B&Q) and also I would not be wasting some nice wood if the project
was a failure.
Since we were building this, we
wanted it to feel like something we put together and yet went with the whole
living room space, which currently is still a horrible and ghastly boring shade
of beige (that is what you get when you are renting a property).
Stencilling |
Lauren’s dimension doodle was failure,
so I set out to draw the unit on AutoCAD mostly to bring a general idea on how
much wood we would need. Additionally we got wood glue because we thought that
the shelves within the unit would split if we tried to drive screws or nails
through it. For our personal touch we decided to airbrush some pop-culture
references very dear to our hearts onto the back board of the unit. To our
dismay but not surprise, wood and bits and bobs still left us £65 poorer even
though we had to build the backboard out of two MDF planks because they don’t
come wide enough. What a rip-off.
After printing the stencils for
the background of the unit, we set off to sawing and boy is it fun- messy and
exhausting. Leaving the two backboards to dry we proceeded to cut out all the
other shelving components. Using a pot of paint left in the garage by the
previous owner we were saved the trouble of colour matching and painted the
components of the furniture. On a side note, furniture building in pyjamas is
the best. We were not surprised when the glue did not perform as well as we
would have wanted it to because glue ladies and gentlemen, glue. Placing the
semi held together backboards on the ground we proceeded to stencils and spray
canning which neither of us nerds had any notion how to use (Sometimes one does
wish that he had +1 in tagging so one could use a spray can in a minimally
adequate fashion). After a messy first attempt at the FF7 meteor, we got better
as we moved on to Navi and the Chocobo.
The Finished Backboard |
We also settled on the idea that
if screws don’t work then this project would probably be scrapped, but if
screws did not split the wood it would only help the glue hold the unit even
better. Since the shelf components would run across the width of both
backboards, once they were screwed onto the back they would provide additional
compressive forces preventing the components of the backboards from falling
away from each other and holding the glue parts tighter together over a longer
period to settle.
The unit fit perfectly under the
stairs with space for the vacuum cleaner behind it. The screw heads stick out a
bit because we were lacking the appropriate chamfering drill head addition. We
finally put the toolbox that Lauren’s granddad gifted us to good use and
completed the unit to a level that, I would say matched our skills.
Would I do it all over again:
hell yeah!!!
+3 to craftsmanship +1 to tagging
+ 10 fun
Cyber dog out